Communists H8 Facebook

I know, I know, “Where the hell is Rosie?”  I think I am in a Communist Country called Vietnam—or rather, I know I am in Vietnam but I thought they were Socialists, since that is what it says on the stupid Visa they made me get prior to entering into their country.  But, apparently they are a single party system, Communism being that single party (or again, I think this, but I was too lazy to really read into the wiki).  Therefore, all internet sites that might influence independent thoughts and opinions are blocked—including but not excluding FACEBOOK.COM and me being able to purchase books for my Nook--God knows Young Adult Vampire novels will lead to the next Commy Revolution.  Although holding me back from reading the last two books in my six book vampire series will lead the following conversation with my roommate Wil:


2:54PM my time; 11:54PM Wil's time:
  

2:54 PM me: hey

  can you do me a favor?

2:55 PM Wilfred: i'll try...what's up

 me: can you login to B&Noble.com

2:56 PM username: mail@rosiefaifua.com

  password: XXXXXXX

 Wilfred: ok, i'm in

2:57 PM me: OK NOW DON'T JUDGE ME

 Wilfred: lol

 me: OR EMAIL THIS OUT TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS

  can you search for "Last sacrafice"

  it is book 6 in my vampire academy book series

 Wilfred: BWAHAHAH

2:58 PM me: bitch

  I know you are laughing

 Wilfred: ui just drooled on the keyboard

  lol

 me: know that this might hinder your ability to score some awesome fish sauce

 Wilfred: lol

  ok...so u want book 6?

 me: ok, once you are there, can you buy the nook book?

  not the hardback version but the nook one

2:59 PM I think it detects that I am making purchases from vietnam

 Wilfred: ok, just bought it

3:00 PM me: yes

  I got it

  you are awsome

 Wilfred: your welcome

3:01 PM enjoy your vampire diary lol

Fast Forward an hour later:

me: wil

  are you still up

 Wilfred: yup yup

 me: can you buy me one more book?

3:49 PM Spirit Bound

 Wilfred: ok, logged in

 me: vampire academy part 5

  I wanted six too

  I just didn't realize I just read 4

 Wilfred: lol

 me: so I started reading 5 and got really confused :)

3:50 PM shut up

 Wilfred: just hit buy

3:51 PM me: I am so glad it is 1 in the morning and you are still not asleep

 Wilfred: haha, i am your tween fiction savior

 me: you are

3:52 PM I might bite you when I get back

 Wilfred: lol

So of course since I am both a Capitalist and a Computer Engineer, I felt that it was my duty to find a work-around to this issue.  Once others in my little hippy commune saw that I could access Facebook, I started helping others change their DNS IP addresses (which is easy enough to do unless your friend is from Sweden and she is using Windows 7 in Swedish, like Windows 7 couldn't get any more hellacious to navigate) and now I am the computer Guru of Vietnam.  This is almost as bad as me turning small children onto Angry Birds.