Saturday, December 18, 2010

Things you cannot do in a beach bungalow in Vietnam

So I am in Phu Quoc, which is a little island in Southern Vietnam staying in a bungalow on the beach.  Inside of my bungalow are rules:
  1. You do not put drugs (cocaine, heroin), stimulants in the room.
  2. You do not bring fire, not be cooking in the room.
  3. You not be taken prostitutes into room.
  4. You must keep your value belongings (money, jewelry.....).  The hotel has no responsibility to compensate any loss of property and money.
  5. You can consign money at reception but the money must be less 2 million vnd
Many thanks.
Manager

I love the fact that heroin is a popular enough drug to make it on the short list.  

After I read this, it reminded me of the same rules posted on the inside of the bathroom stalls at XS, the club inside of the Wynn Casino/Resort.  Their's were more the Cliff Notes version; No drugs use or sex in the stalls.

1 comment:

  1. this was so funny I read it out loud to my husband!! we both got a good laugh out of #3 and the way it's worded!! Hope you're having a good time!!

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